i sent that little story over to peter priesthood at why mormon girls stay single. told him i'd give him credit for every blog post he's ever written if he could explain that dude to me.
his reply:
Aubry,
So these guys do exist! You better get on that Aubs!!!! No seriously, this little post gave me a little chuckle, but I know his deal.
-First, he's in denial of being socially awkward. No one with common sense needs to post this anywhere. Makes me wonder, "What books was he actually reading to become more 'real world" inclined?"
-Second, this self education is probably some mantra he picked up from Tony Robbins. Self-help books don't necessarily correlate with self education.
-Third, he might have "good teeth," but he is suspect of having the exact same smile of his mentally retarded twin.
-Fourth, mucho importante scares me. I have a hunch the date will contain at least 5 references to his Spanish-speaking mission spoken in its "Mother Tongue"
-Fifth, speaking of tongue."There's nothing better than sitting around a roaring campfire eating smores as the chocolate oozes out the edges and you get to lick it up and try not to burn your tongue." That killed me! He just turned the child-like wholesome act of eating s'mores into a dirty, sex-provoking act.
-Sixth, yes he's not looking for a Molly Mormon, because apparently his Peter Priesthood act didn't bowl over to well. He's also a sex-deprived 28 year old. He's just horny. Period.
-Seventh, "I'll take you somewhere I GUARANTEE you've never been before." The only place he can guarantee is probably the after-life. So, I'd be a little hesitant about this sketch statement. Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Eighth, he's not the reason why Mormon girls stay single, he's the reason why he's staying single, for a very long time.
-Ninth, he's a product of being enabled. He's probably seen too many other girls text, and email their way into a date and feel like if his resume is good enough, they'll come knocking on his door as well. He's a little backwards, because no girl actually want to feel like she was the fire-starter. Maybe a little flirting is good, but actually answer a freaking want ad? C'mon people, seriously?!?!
-Tenth, using his height and fresh breath as his selling points are telling. He only uses physical characteristics to possibly mask his emotional, spiritual deficiencies. Good luck with that.
-Eleventh, he actually isn't a risk taker, since he had to post this ad instead of walking up to an interesting girl to start small talk. That's what's missing these days, real sweat-inducing risk. Guys will never appreciate what they've got unless they take the risks for the ones they want.
-Twelfth, I genuinely feel bad for the kid. Losing a mother can definitely be difficult, but dude just turned himself into a pity date.
-And finally thirteenth, I take back part of #8. There is a someone fro everyone. Shocking as it might sound, I see it daily how people can defy the laws of nature to 1) Find a legitimate spouse 2) Have the audacity to procreate 3) Succeed in that process.
Hopefully this was enough information on this guy.
Peter Priesthood.
WORD, PETER. WORD.
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Internet Issues Resolved??
Today the Time Warner tech guy came over. I of course was at work but Harry was there. The tech guy did his thing but after he was finished he informed Harry that he couldn't find the problem. Regardless of him finding the problem whatever they did worked and our internet is free flowing.. Download speed has tripled and our upload speed, though slower then Nov., has improved to reasonable speed. So we're not sure if it's fixed or not but Harry is happy that it's working... so I guess this story is to be continued...
done and done.
remember the mcrib challenge? and remember how devastated i was to learn that the mcrib was gone?
co worker greg and i decided on the next best {worst} thing - spam. two cold, fresh-from-the-can, hearty slices of spam. yuck. yuck. yuck.
setting the scene:
we purchased the spam at ream's. the klassiest grocery store in slc.
to eat/prepare it, we pulled up right beside the dumpsters in the ream's parking lot. parked. sliced the spam right there. in the car. windows rolled down. it smelled {and tasted} like cat food.
we did just as the can said - lift the lid, give it a wiggle. squeeze the can until you hear a pop {that's the sound of the gelatin coming loose from the sides of the can}, turn it upside down, give it a tap and a squeeze... and there it was... on my plate. a square of cold meat product.
a 32 oz. diet coke waited for me... i couldn't drink anything until it was gone and eaten.
turned the dial to honky tonk country radio.
and then i ate it.
co worker greg and i decided on the next best {worst} thing - spam. two cold, fresh-from-the-can, hearty slices of spam. yuck. yuck. yuck.
setting the scene:
we purchased the spam at ream's. the klassiest grocery store in slc.
to eat/prepare it, we pulled up right beside the dumpsters in the ream's parking lot. parked. sliced the spam right there. in the car. windows rolled down. it smelled {and tasted} like cat food.
we did just as the can said - lift the lid, give it a wiggle. squeeze the can until you hear a pop {that's the sound of the gelatin coming loose from the sides of the can}, turn it upside down, give it a tap and a squeeze... and there it was... on my plate. a square of cold meat product.
a 32 oz. diet coke waited for me... i couldn't drink anything until it was gone and eaten.
turned the dial to honky tonk country radio.
and then i ate it.
{you're going to want to click to enlarge this pic. really.}
i didn't think i would.... not when we stepped foot into the "canned meat" aisle at the grocery store... not when greg gave the can the "squeeze and tap" as directed... and not when he sliced it onto my plate. not even when i put the fork up to my mouth. i didn't think i could do it. neither did greg.
but i did. and that sweet roman catholic priest calendar is hanging proudly in his office. for the next nine months.
Working on Notes
Last night I got notes from Kim and Felicia on two of my Guild BTS DVD Extra piece. So this morning before work I took an hour to work on some of them. One piece was on it's 8th pass so the note were very minor and took no time at all to do. The second piece was on it's 3rd pass so there were a few more notes but I did manage to get them all done before I needed to get to work. Tonight I plan on outputting the two completed pieces and start working on the third and final piece. Of course this is the plan but my plans normally don't work out... but will see.
he might be the one.
disclaimer: this is for REAL. it comes from my cousin jenny in the DC area. this dude posted this to the ward website.
sign me up..........
If you're like most women I imagine you're looking to meet a smart, funny, and attractive guy. Someone who's not a pushover, but also not bossy or controlling. Someone who is goal oriented who's also tall with a good set of teeth (at least that's what I'm told you're looking for).
Well, my name is Jason Hanson and I'm in the Langley Ward. And I’m ready to go on a quality date. Why? Because the dates that I’ve been going on lately have been boring and also because Spring is here, so I need to find a partner in crime to enjoy the warm weather with! That's where you perhaps come in. Because, if what you're about to read interests you at all, it might be the beginning of the most exciting adventure of your life!
Alright, times a wastin', let’s get right down to business: Here are 8 things of what I AM and what I AM NOT looking for in an exciting-fun- date-partner:
1. You have to have a personality. Really. If you're a bump on a log, if you're zero fun, if we were out on a date and I had to lean across the table and grab your wrist to check your pulse to see if you're still alive....well, we probably wouldn't be a good match.
2. You're smart. I find intelligence extremely attractive. And no, I don't necessarily mean book smarts. I'm a college graduate, but college doesn't teach you diddly squat about the real world. Most of the "real" learning in this world is done by self-education which is why I read one book per week.
3. You're funny. This one is mucho importante (that means “very important” for you un-bilingual people.....and no, I don't care that un-bilingual isn't a word). Anyway, you have to have an awesome sense of humor. Most things in life aren’t that important and you should definitely be able to laugh at yourself.
4. You should be confident. You should believe in yourself (like the little engine that could).
5. You must be ambitious. It doesn't matter what you want to do with your life (painter, stay at home, teacher, doctor, professor, archeologist) . But, at least want to be the best at whatever you choose to do.
6. You need to at least like the outdoors. I love camping and hiking. There's nothing better than sitting around a roaring campfire eating smores as the chocolate oozes out the edges and you get to lick it up and try not to burn your tongue.
8. Okay. This one's another biggie. I'm not looking for a Molly Mormon (you know who you are). Listen, I love the church as much as anyone. I know it's true. I go to church every Sunday and Institute every Thursday. However, if you can't go two seconds without saying something like "heavenly father this" or "heavenly father that" then we won't get along. (Yes, I've really been on a date with a girl like that. If I had a gun with me I would have put it in my mouth and…......you get the point). So please be well rounded.
9. You're sweet. Yeah, that’s kind of a cliche (where in the heck is the key on the keyboard for the slanted line that's supposed to go over the e in cliche? And what in the world is the name for that slanted thingy anyway? Ahhh. Who cares.)
So should I tell you a little something about yours truly? Fine. I will. Well, as I said earlier I’m in the Langley Ward. I’m 28. I live in Fairfax, VA. I own two real estate businesses and also have another job….but I’m not going to reveal that job through email, so I’ll tell you when we talk. I love the outdoors. I love life (I sincerely mean that. My mother died of cancer a few years ago. That gave me a daily gratefulness for life that few people understand). I believe in taking risks and going after whatever you want in life.
I’m 6 foot 1, and I brush my teeth three times a day with Colgate’s MaxFresh with Mouthwash Beads (this is the best toothpaste ever, trust me).
Anyway, if any of the above sounds good to you then I would possibly love to take you on a date. Why only possibly? I’m glad you asked.
Because if you're not boring (or a serial killer) and this peaked your interest (along with the pictures I’ve attached), here's what you should do: First, send me an email and say "Jason, I might want to go on a date with you, you’re not that much of a hideous freak, so let’s chat". Once I get your email we’ll chat a bit and I’m gonna ask you for some pictures of yourself (it’s only fair, you’ve seen me). And if all goes well, I will email you back and ask for your phone number. Once I get your number I will give you a call and if we seem to get along I will ask you out on a date (if we can't stand each other, we of course will never have to talk again).
Then, on the night of our date I will pick you up, open the car door for you and we will........ ......... ......... you didn't really think I was going to tell you did ya? What fun would that be? But I will tell you that I'll take you somewhere I GUARANTEE you've never been before.
-- Jason R. HansonNarrows Realty Group, LLC
sign me up..........
If you're a single woman who's interested in going on an exciting and one-of-a-kind date, then this might be the most important email you've ever read.
If you're like most women I imagine you're looking to meet a smart, funny, and attractive guy. Someone who's not a pushover, but also not bossy or controlling. Someone who is goal oriented who's also tall with a good set of teeth (at least that's what I'm told you're looking for).
Well, my name is Jason Hanson and I'm in the Langley Ward. And I’m ready to go on a quality date. Why? Because the dates that I’ve been going on lately have been boring and also because Spring is here, so I need to find a partner in crime to enjoy the warm weather with! That's where you perhaps come in. Because, if what you're about to read interests you at all, it might be the beginning of the most exciting adventure of your life!
Alright, times a wastin', let’s get right down to business: Here are 8 things of what I AM and what I AM NOT looking for in an exciting-fun- date-partner:
1. You have to have a personality. Really. If you're a bump on a log, if you're zero fun, if we were out on a date and I had to lean across the table and grab your wrist to check your pulse to see if you're still alive....well, we probably wouldn't be a good match.
2. You're smart. I find intelligence extremely attractive. And no, I don't necessarily mean book smarts. I'm a college graduate, but college doesn't teach you diddly squat about the real world. Most of the "real" learning in this world is done by self-education which is why I read one book per week.
3. You're funny. This one is mucho importante (that means “very important” for you un-bilingual people.....and no, I don't care that un-bilingual isn't a word). Anyway, you have to have an awesome sense of humor. Most things in life aren’t that important and you should definitely be able to laugh at yourself.
4. You should be confident. You should believe in yourself (like the little engine that could).
5. You must be ambitious. It doesn't matter what you want to do with your life (painter, stay at home, teacher, doctor, professor, archeologist) . But, at least want to be the best at whatever you choose to do.
6. You need to at least like the outdoors. I love camping and hiking. There's nothing better than sitting around a roaring campfire eating smores as the chocolate oozes out the edges and you get to lick it up and try not to burn your tongue.
7. You need to be positive. Life is great! You're alive; you live in the greatest country in the world. You have a roof over your head, food in your stomach and clothes on your back.
8. Okay. This one's another biggie. I'm not looking for a Molly Mormon (you know who you are). Listen, I love the church as much as anyone. I know it's true. I go to church every Sunday and Institute every Thursday. However, if you can't go two seconds without saying something like "heavenly father this" or "heavenly father that" then we won't get along. (Yes, I've really been on a date with a girl like that. If I had a gun with me I would have put it in my mouth and…......you get the point). So please be well rounded.
9. You're sweet. Yeah, that’s kind of a cliche (where in the heck is the key on the keyboard for the slanted line that's supposed to go over the e in cliche? And what in the world is the name for that slanted thingy anyway? Ahhh. Who cares.)
So should I tell you a little something about yours truly? Fine. I will. Well, as I said earlier I’m in the Langley Ward. I’m 28. I live in Fairfax, VA. I own two real estate businesses and also have another job….but I’m not going to reveal that job through email, so I’ll tell you when we talk. I love the outdoors. I love life (I sincerely mean that. My mother died of cancer a few years ago. That gave me a daily gratefulness for life that few people understand). I believe in taking risks and going after whatever you want in life.
I’m 6 foot 1, and I brush my teeth three times a day with Colgate’s MaxFresh with Mouthwash Beads (this is the best toothpaste ever, trust me).
Anyway, if any of the above sounds good to you then I would possibly love to take you on a date. Why only possibly? I’m glad you asked.
Because if you're not boring (or a serial killer) and this peaked your interest (along with the pictures I’ve attached), here's what you should do: First, send me an email and say "Jason, I might want to go on a date with you, you’re not that much of a hideous freak, so let’s chat". Once I get your email we’ll chat a bit and I’m gonna ask you for some pictures of yourself (it’s only fair, you’ve seen me). And if all goes well, I will email you back and ask for your phone number. Once I get your number I will give you a call and if we seem to get along I will ask you out on a date (if we can't stand each other, we of course will never have to talk again).
Then, on the night of our date I will pick you up, open the car door for you and we will........ ......... ......... you didn't really think I was going to tell you did ya? What fun would that be? But I will tell you that I'll take you somewhere I GUARANTEE you've never been before.
Thank you. -Jason
-- Jason R. HansonNarrows Realty Group, LLC
540-318-0131- Office
888.251.0284- Fax
any takers?? i can't. he'll never have me. i'm strictly a crest girl. he's a colgate man.
Monday, March 30, 2009
TV Night
Tonight I took a break from The Guild BTS to try and watch a bit of TV that is starting to fill up on DVR. I'm about three episodes behind on Heroes, Lost, Legend of the Seeker and a few episodes down on Dollhouse, Amazing Race and Extreme Home Makeover. So tonight I was determined to watch a few of those shows to clear some room on my DVR for this weeks TV that I will be missing. We managed to watch a few things but we still have a ton to watch.. one of these days I'll get caught up.
someone out there is REAL funny.
someone signed me up for field and stream magazine AND backpacker magazine. i can't imagine two hobbies i'm more interested than hunting and hiking.
i mean, really...
was it corrina? my token canadian who started signing me up for catalog subscriptions under than name of gladis rhonda bennion?
{you think i'm blocking my home address because i'm afraid of stalkers and creeps? no. just future mag subscriptions to guns and ammo.}
sweet lips.
i bought this. thought about returning it. lost it. then found it. turns out, i LOVE it. perfectly minty and delicious.
friday night.
... i was here.
and a mile down the road, i was here.
and a mile down the road, i was here.
my car has been so good to me. so so good to me.
台灣音樂才子 ,玉山山友阿翔最近作品：這不是台灣地區完整版MV 懇請大家大力支持！
之前看宣傳用短版看得不過癮的網友們~~
阿翔不想被太多人罵,所以趕快釋出完整版,
現在可以從頭到尾不間斷看個爽了!!!
看看我跟機車光怎麼用Rap唸出小老百姓的心聲~
還沒有訂購CD的趕快到我的部落格來買喔!!
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/ichiro892321/12407202
Internet Issues Continue
I got an email from Time Warner saying something like the problem with the slow internet can't be fixed on their end that they have to send a technician to come out to the house to fix it.. so I called this morning and after several different people and about a half hour on the phone I made an appointment for a tech person to come out tomorrow from 10am to 12pm to fix the issue.. now I just have to wait.
best day ever.
1. two dancing cats for some sweet gifts... for myself.
2. cafe trio for lunch. tomato basil delish-ness.
3. nailed! boutique for an impromptu pedicure.
4. tulie bakery for an impromptu lemon bar. {a great review here.}
5. anthropologie for the beginning of my {very on sale} plate collection .
6. urban outfitter for the sweetest collection of nail polish.
7. hip and humble... where i have magically arrived at first-name-basis status with the employees. i have those peeps wrapped around my little finger.
and sadly, no photos to document the {most} wonderful day. i guess you'll just have to go and experience the fanstastic shopping and pampering for yourself {but, if you need a shopping companion, i volunteer...}
robin - i wanted to share this day with you so so badly.
2. cafe trio for lunch. tomato basil delish-ness.
3. nailed! boutique for an impromptu pedicure.
4. tulie bakery for an impromptu lemon bar. {a great review here.}
5. anthropologie for the beginning of my {very on sale} plate collection .
6. urban outfitter for the sweetest collection of nail polish.
7. hip and humble... where i have magically arrived at first-name-basis status with the employees. i have those peeps wrapped around my little finger.
and sadly, no photos to document the {most} wonderful day. i guess you'll just have to go and experience the fanstastic shopping and pampering for yourself {but, if you need a shopping companion, i volunteer...}
robin - i wanted to share this day with you so so badly.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
More Editing
Since my of my Saturday was busy with Harry's BBQ and then Streamy Awards I didn't get much done in Editing of The Guild BTS DVD extras. So I knew today I need to kick it up. I have finished one piece and was about halfway done with a second. I really wanted to finish the second and at least get halfway done with the third. But the second piece took a little longer then planned. I had gotten up at 8am and only took two breaks (lunch and dinner) and didn't get done until around 11pm. After that I was so tired and my hands and fingers were killing me. I had been in front of that computer for 15 hours. But I finally got a cut done and sent it off to Felicia and Kim for notes.I then started on my third piece. I spent the next two and a half hours pulling interview bites. It was now 1:30am and I was too tired to continue so I called it a night. All the prep work is done for the third piece and know all I have to do is cut it together and find cover shots. I'll have to work on it at night when I get off work but I hope to have it done by Thursday night.
Then the weekend Felicia will be coming over to my place to do one final pass on the three piece, we will lock them and then I can uprez and do final outputs to send to Kim on Monday and this part of the Guild craziness will be over and I won't lie.. I am looking so forward to that.
TNG on Family Guy
I stopped for a half hour to watch this very special Family Guy which reunited the original cast of Star Trek The Next Generation.Some of my friends were disappointed with this as they have be heavily promoting this with clips of the TNG stuff. But the TNG/Stewie storyline was a very minor B story. And the Meg/Brian Religion story was the A story. But both Harry and I laughed out load at all the TNG pieces and loved every minute of it. Of course it would have been great if the episode revolved around the TNG story but what they did give us was hilarious.
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Saturday, March 28, 2009
Steamy Awards
Tonight was the first annual Streamy Awards (Oscars for Webseries) and The Guild and Legend of Neil are both up for awards. I had worked on the second season of both webseries. Felicia Day was kind enough to get me a ticket for the show tonight but with Harry's BBQ which we planned a month prior and my deadline for The Guild BTS DVD stuff I opted out and instead watched it live online.As I watched and read reports of folks who were there I kind of was bummed. If I wasn't so crazed I could have planned things out better and might have actually been able to attend.. but oh well I'm sure The Guild will be up for more awards next year and I'll be able to go. So instead I enjoyed watching it live and reporting on tweeter what was happening.
The Guild came away with three wins. The first one and I think one of the better ones as it's encompasses the entire cast "Best Ensemble Cast" of a webseries. Next Felicia Day won for "Best Actress" in a Comedy webseries and finally the big upset, The Guild was "Best Comedy" webseries beating out the favorite and many many award winner Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog. I was hooting and hollering at my computer screen I was so happy. The Guild may have lost out on some of the technical award to Dr. Horrible but it won some of the biggest and top awards. I'm very proud to call the cast and crew of The Guild, friends and know all their hard work paid off.
PS... Felicia Day was up for Best Writer of a Comedy Webseries and the clip they used was the one where I am a Bum on the streets from Episode 3. I almost fell out of my chair to see me on the huge screen. How cool is that.
Harry's Birthday BBQ
Today was Harry's Birthday BBQ. Ever since we moved into the house we have had a birthday BBQ as we have a great backyard for entertaining. We had a nice group of friends and family show up. We had some delicious hot dogs and hamburgers and all the sides. It was a very low key and nice party. I woke up earlier that morning in a panic because I forgot to bake his birthday cake the following night. But everything worked out great, cleaned up the house, which Harry did most of the night before, and prepped all the food and finished the cake. Everything was a success. Thanks to all those who joined us.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Internet Issues
Lately Harry has been cursing at his Mac in German, never a good sign. He's been really upset at our internet connection. But my thing was.. well what are you going to do... Time Warner sucks but unless we go with a DSL service which is known to be slower then cable or pay way to much money for a T1 line we are stuck with the TW service. But tonight I noticed that things were running rather slow so I tested our internet speed and found out On March 28th 2009 we are getting 4.89 mb/s for download and a unheard of 0.06 mb/s for upload. And back on Nov 22 2008 I tested my internet speed and found I had 9.83 mb/s for download and .97 mb/s for upload. Download cut in half and the upload speed is 1/16th of it's speed. I knew something was wrong as we are still paying for the high speed service. So I emailed Time Warner and asked what the heck is going on.. so now I wait for a reply.
More stick-n-poke radness
Do you remember the post I did about the young man with the butterflies on his feet and the ridiculous home tattoos? Well, he showed me some photos of his friend's tattoos. And boy, are they ridiculous!
First up- booyah! arm!
This poor person has "booyah!" on their arm not once, but at least SEVEN TIMES! I can also see a pterodactyl, a ghost, and "USA GOES UNDEFEATED".
I wish I knew the story behind this one. "Saves Latin"??? ... maybe I don't really want to know.
And this. What is this? An alien-insect with patriotic wings riding a scooter with hello kitty with a mustache in the back? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
Seriously, the more I see tattoos like this, the more I shake my head and start to wonder if they are really works of genius instead of being the worst tattoos in the world.
First up- booyah! arm!
This poor person has "booyah!" on their arm not once, but at least SEVEN TIMES! I can also see a pterodactyl, a ghost, and "USA GOES UNDEFEATED".
I wish I knew the story behind this one. "Saves Latin"??? ... maybe I don't really want to know.
And this. What is this? An alien-insect with patriotic wings riding a scooter with hello kitty with a mustache in the back? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
Seriously, the more I see tattoos like this, the more I shake my head and start to wonder if they are really works of genius instead of being the worst tattoos in the world.
morrison like
Well, I've been down so Goddamn long
That it looks like up to me
Well, I've been down so very damn long
That it looks like up to me
Yeah, why don't one you people
C'mon and set me free
I said, warden, warden, warden
Won't ya break your lock and key
Yeah, come along here, mister
C'mon and let the poor boy be
Baby, baby, baby
Won't you get down on your knees
C'mon little darlin'
C'mon and give your love to me, oh yeah
Well, I've been down so Goddamn long
That it looks like up to me
Well, I've been down so very damn long
That it looks like up to me
That it looks like up to me
Well, I've been down so very damn long
That it looks like up to me
Yeah, why don't one you people
C'mon and set me free
I said, warden, warden, warden
Won't ya break your lock and key
Yeah, come along here, mister
C'mon and let the poor boy be
Baby, baby, baby
Won't you get down on your knees
C'mon little darlin'
C'mon and give your love to me, oh yeah
Well, I've been down so Goddamn long
That it looks like up to me
Well, I've been down so very damn long
That it looks like up to me
woot. woot.
crazy thing...
the smith's grocery store in bountiful {klassy place} is giving away this little beauty.
yeah, really... a 1999 pontiac sunfire. this is for real. a 1999 pontiac sunfire. i don't get it. it's parked up there on the curb like the hot little number that it is. flame decals n' all...
the smith's grocery store in bountiful {klassy place} is giving away this little beauty.
yeah, really... a 1999 pontiac sunfire. this is for real. a 1999 pontiac sunfire. i don't get it. it's parked up there on the curb like the hot little number that it is. flame decals n' all...
it gets better. there are 105,749 miles on this hot little thang... and it's being donated by menlove toyota. "the last of the little guys"
like i said. klassy.
like i said. klassy.
Thursday, March 26, 2009
brave little toaster.
i earned my "brave little toaster" merit badge this week.
my reward? a really big diet coke.
can you feel it?
... summer is almost here!
i can feel it. how, do you ask?
we're feverishly beginning our preparation for summer road construction.
*big sigh* ready, begin.
i can feel it. how, do you ask?
we're feverishly beginning our preparation for summer road construction.
*big sigh* ready, begin.
玉山山友Sui作品：C.一個屠狗輩的東京1/6【國立新美術館的驚艷報告】
在 TaiwanYes 找更多像這個的相片
這絕對是足以號稱「世界一番」的超級美術館；即使是我去過的巴黎羅浮宮、奧塞、龐畢度中心、凡爾賽宮…等世界知名的美術館，實在都望塵莫及啊。無論造型設計、採光設計、施工精緻度，建築物本身就是空間美學的經典之作。內部每一項設施，均離不開「美術」二字的原點，舒適愉悅的空間感，自有其嚴肅意義；真是當之無愧的美術館。讓我們鉅細靡遺的打量一番吧。
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Editing Guild BTS and KOTG Microcast
Today after a horrible day at work I came home and started to work on the edit notes that Felicia had emailed me earlier. I managed to get one of the pieces done and I think it's almost ready to do. But the other piece was going to take a little more time and it was already 11pm so I opted to hold off on editing that and moved on to editing our next Microcast of Knights of the Guild podcast. Stayed up to a little pass midnight.
Star Trek TNG on Family Guy
I heard about this a few months ago but Fox has up a preview of the upcoming Family Guy that features the entire reunited cast of Star Trek The Next Generation. I have watched this clip over and over and I laugh out loud every time. I can't wait till this Sunday and watch the entire episode. Check out the preview here.. you won't be sorry.
who what where when why wednesday
q:
how many degrees of separation between you and kevin bacon?
a:
3
i ran into ethan embry
in los angeles while shopping robertson street...
was in that thing you do with...
who was in frost/nixon with...
{another connection: i knitted at the knit cafe in west hollywood with julie bowen, who was in amy's orgasm with robert harvey, who was in rails and ties with... kevin bacon. another bacon number of 3.}
for those of you who need a little help... try this site.
c'mon, now... don't be shy. channel your inner celebrity and tell me how you got to be so famous!
for those of you who need a little help... try this site.
c'mon, now... don't be shy. channel your inner celebrity and tell me how you got to be so famous!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Daily Booth
There is this new and cool social network called Daily Booth. If you are aware of You Tube there have been quite a few videos of folks who take a single picture of themselves every day for a year and then play them back to back. This is the same kind of idea but it's crossed with facebook/twitter. You take a photo of yourself everyday and share it with folks who "follow" you. My friend Jenni has been doing for for about 10 days and it's funny seeing the different pictures she takes everyday. So I figured it might be fun and signed up. You can see my first picture here Geekyfanboy
Cats with no ears
I just took in two of the cutest cats ever, and so I have had cats on the brain lately. Because of this, I thought I'd do some searching for bad cat tattoos. I am SURE there are worse ones out here, but this is what I found- three cat tattoos without any ears. Why would you ever draw a cat without ears? It just makes them look like weird aliens!
This looks like a Lisa Frank drawing without the pizazz.
This is the most half-assed tattoo I have possibly ever seen. Why are the eyes sideways? Why are the whiskers blue? Where are the ears? So many unanswered questions!
This is a mix of the lady's five cats and some human (the right eye). Why the human has a lazy eye, I don't know. I also think the cat is actually the bark of a tree.
And finally, while not technically terrible, this butterfly-cat holding a flower and inexplicably wearing pants makes me laugh.
This looks like a Lisa Frank drawing without the pizazz.
This is the most half-assed tattoo I have possibly ever seen. Why are the eyes sideways? Why are the whiskers blue? Where are the ears? So many unanswered questions!
This is a mix of the lady's five cats and some human (the right eye). Why the human has a lazy eye, I don't know. I also think the cat is actually the bark of a tree.
And finally, while not technically terrible, this butterfly-cat holding a flower and inexplicably wearing pants makes me laugh.
what am i doing here?
when i come from a place like this? i ask myself this question every 15 minutes.
salt lake city: snow. 40 degrees.
san diego: sunny. 65 degrees.
oh, how i long to be somewhere warmer...
salt lake city: snow. 40 degrees.
san diego: sunny. 65 degrees.
oh, how i long to be somewhere warmer...
more sprinkles.
this post is a little late. sorry miss jen for neglecting to acknowledge your birthday...
dare i say the cupcakes were the most significant part of the evening?
seriously. everything's better with sprinkles.
happy belated birthday, miss.
albert and cupcakes every year, whattya say?
{if i was brave enough... and if the economy wasn't so crappy... and if i had enough $$... i'd pose this question: don't you think south davis county is in need of its own cupcake bakery?} if only i was that brave.
dare i say the cupcakes were the most significant part of the evening?
{the most amazing recipe for} vanilla with cream cheese frosting.
seriously. everything's better with sprinkles. 
happy belated birthday, miss.
albert and cupcakes every year, whattya say?
{if i was brave enough... and if the economy wasn't so crappy... and if i had enough $$... i'd pose this question: don't you think south davis county is in need of its own cupcake bakery?} if only i was that brave.
Monday, March 23, 2009
8000 Visitors and More Editing
Today our Knights of the Guild website http://knightsoftheguild.podbean.com has just hit it's 8000th visitor in a month and a half. I'm so happy that folks seem to enjoy the podcast that Jenni and I work so hard to produce.On another note I continued to edit The Guild BTS pieces for the upcoming DVD. It's alot of fun but very tiring as I only have time to do it after a long 12 hour work day and stay up till 1am every night. The good and bad thing is it will be over in a few weeks as all the pieces are due then. I'll keep you posted on news of The Guild second season DVD and when we might be seeing for sale.
Knights of the Guild on Twitter
Tonight I opened a Twitter account for our Knights of the Guild podcast. Seems like I have alot of folks, almost 400 people and I'm sure the majority of them are following me because they are Guild fans, which is fantastic. So I figured it was time for KOTG to have it's own following. So if you Twitter you can follow our podcast at @KnightsofGuild or if you want to follow me on Twitter you can find me at @geekyfanboy
Unique and Sexy Lower Back Tattoo Designs
A tattoo is a permanent part of someone's body and someone who is bold and daring would want unique and sexy lower back tattoo designs more than anything else. They can really look stunning and sensual particularly on females - no wonder 20 percent of women with tattoos between the ages of 18 to 50 have a tattoo on their lower-back.
Nothing can beat an incredible and unique tattoo just peeking out from the curve of her behind and onto her lower-back. The following looks into this wonderful world of lower-back tattoo designs and help you decide on what kind of tattoo you would want embedded on that sexy part of your body.
The Lower Back: An Excellent Place for Unique and Sexy Tattoo Designs
The lower-back is an excellent location to put unique and sexy tattoo designs as this can be easily flaunted or flashed whatever style of clothing a person may choose. In a same manner, the tattoo can be discreetly hidden under clothing if the person chooses it to be depending on the situation they are in.
The lower-back is also an area in the body that doesn't change much whether the person is young or old, thin or plump, and could really be a very feminine and very sexy area particularly for bold and daring women who wants to enhance their looks and image.
Popular Lower Back Tattoo Designs
There are several designs available that a particular person can choose that would look perfect on their lower backs. It all depends on what a person prefers his or her image to project. But if you want a tattoo that projects a sleek and sexy look, then the following are some design suggestions that you may want to consider and get that unique and sexy lower back tattoo design that is perfect for your body.
* A Coiling Snake - a symbol of the inner power and energy that some people believe the lower-back holds. The snake or the serpent is also used as a symbol for a goddess and is considered a feminine, benign force by some older religions
* Tribal Design - this is one of the most popular designs that people choose for their lower-backs. Also called tramp stamps on the lower-back, tribal designs can be Celtic, Polynesian, African or any other exotic tribal design from anywhere in the world
* Lotus Flower - another symbol for femininity, fertility, divinity and prosperity used throughout the ages. It is also considered a symbol of the sun and the creative power that female holds
* Dragon - this is another symbol of inner power that would look sleek and sexy as the image appears to jump out from the lower back
* Dolphins - a dolphin tattoo is great for a woman's lower-back and would really appear sexy as it conforms to the curves and contours of the lower-back
* Tribal Design - this is one of the most popular designs that people choose for their lower-backs. Also called tramp stamps on the lower-back, tribal designs can be Celtic, Polynesian, African or any other exotic tribal design from anywhere in the world
* Lotus Flower - another symbol for femininity, fertility, divinity and prosperity used throughout the ages. It is also considered a symbol of the sun and the creative power that female holds
* Dragon - this is another symbol of inner power that would look sleek and sexy as the image appears to jump out from the lower back
* Dolphins - a dolphin tattoo is great for a woman's lower-back and would really appear sexy as it conforms to the curves and contours of the lower-back
The lower-back is a great and excellent place where excellent looking tattoos can be placed. A person, particularly daring ladies who wants to change their looks into something bold and daring can make use of unique and sexy lower back tattoo designs.
Happy Birthday Gerda
Today is my Sister-in-Law Gerda's Birthday.
Hope you have a wonderful day.
Alles Gute Zum Geburtstag!!!!
Hope you have a wonderful day.
Alles Gute Zum Geburtstag!!!!
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