'tis the season.

it's bachelor time!

for the 15th time over... 

i can't promise a weekly recap.... i wouldn't want to go there.

but i've got an opinion...

and tonight - season premier night - it's all about:

the crazy with the vampire fangs

the sleeze from salt lake city {who, reliable sources say - she makes it pretty far}

the man waxer

the chick with the big butt

and the awful episode closer to the tune of seal's "kissed by a rose"

they're just giving us so much to work with! thank you, abc!

and while we're on the topic of tv, i just maxxed the dvr queue with the all the new shows on oprah's new network. i mean.... is it possible to make a quality life of watching the oprah channel? given the chance, i think i could.

master class

{famous people talk to us all about life's lessons}

your OWN show

{reality tv contest to win an hour on oprah's network... hello? why wasn't i all over this?}

gayle's show

{i told jen she could have a daily show if i had a network.}

our america

{lisa ling's documentary series}

breaking down the bars

{the story of women in prison. i told jen she could have this show, too.}

if you're looking for me, i'll be here. on the couch. watching the next round of dvr'd tv and blogging about it.

american idol hasn't even started yet........

icarumba.