who what were when why wednesday.

q:

finish this sentence:
i would pay an arm and a leg for...

a:

... someone to do and PUT AWAY my laundry.

my mom has always been so proud of my laundry folding skills.

she says i fold like a mexican.

it's true.

but i don't like to do it.

it seems like the 3297546979th most important thing on my life's to-do list.

i can sleep in my queen size bed with three loads of laundry on the other side to keep me company.
i can fish through the pile of laundry on my window seat for weeks to find the necessary pieces of my daily wardrobe.

and i can even live with the idea of running to the dryer to find that one white shirt... and instead of bringing the rest of the load with me back in to my bedroom, i sift through the dryer drum, find what i need, the close the lid.

it's a nasty habit.
one that would most definitely have to be done away with if i shared my house with anyone else.

but lucky for me, for now...

it's mine all mine.

so. if someone could collect the laundry. sort it. magically know the care instructions for each and every garment - the ones on the labels i tore off. wash. dry. hang to dry, mostly. fold. hang. and put away...

i would love my life.