silly mormons.

guilty as charged.

mormons like me turn weekends like this into a holiday.

me... and the 246963258 people driving south on i15 out of salt lake and utah county

{took 2 hours thankyouverymuch}

i don't mean holiday like "travel rules apply" holiday. i mean holiday as in relaxation central. the kind where you lay by the pool and drink diet coke and listen to general conference on the radio... blessing the golfers on the 8th tee box with the good word of the prophet + apostles while they recreate and enjoy the beauty of the earth.

i'm convinced this is how it should be. the men in suits would rather speak pool side, i just know it.

and in case you doubt my multi-tasking skills, elder cook's talk about women was my fav. it will be a hallmark.

Random Sunday

Kinda weird to not be hung over on a sunday morning.... Hmmmm

3 Guys walk into a bar

First guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world"

Second guy says "I have the smallest head in the world"

Third guy says "I have the smallest penis in the world"

They go to the Guinness world records building

first guy comes out happy with a paper saying he has smallest arm in the world

Second guy comes out happy with a paper saying he has the smallest head in the world

Third guy comes out all pissed screaming "WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?

Lets take the piss

Jono Hopping

An oldie but a goodie.... EDH BIKES

concert tee friday.

i've been doing concert tee friday around the work place for as long as i've been employed. 

so does jen.  and she blogs it every friday.

{dear jen, please create a label for this blog series.}

today's concert tee friday is brought to you by...

nickelback.

yes, i, aubry bennion, am a closet nickelback fan.

shhh.... dont' tell.

my all-time fav songs:

how you remind me

photograph

rockstar

chad + the boys are working on their next album... due sometime this year.

hold your horses, folks.  it's gonna be amazing.